Seven things you shouldn't say to your dog #6


#6: "I will watch you live out your futile existence and die!"

"I will personally ensure that you will accomplish nothing in your life beyond basic biological functions and undertaking ridiculous feats for my own personal amusement! At the end of it I will see you die, your genes un-passed, your line a failure! My life may be almost utterly devoid of meaning, but yours.... Hahahaha... yours truly is! Isn't that right?"

Regardless of how true however many of these things may be factually, especially if you are a responsible pet owner/nihilist rubbing in the perhaps greater futility of their existence into the face of this creature in the same manner a poor trainer might rub their nose into a wet spot on the carpet would be just horribly cruel- if it had the slightest clue what the Foodgiver Alpha was saying.


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